A VERY Random Post!

Me: Howdy, I'm LOSTY! LOSTY the FAIRY!
You guys: *stares weirdly at Lost* Since when did you call yourself Losty? Didn't you say you didn't like that nickname?
Me: *totally ignores You Guys* Hmmm... You're new to the blog, aren'tcha?
You guys: *glares* What?! We aren't new! We've been here... well... since Swirl came up with intros like these!
Me: *stills ignores You Guys* Golly, you must be so confused. Someone ought to teach you how things work around here! I guess little old me will have to do. Ready?
You guys: *is frustrated* Ready? For what?
Me: Here we go! *somehow transports everyone to a very dark room*

You guys: *leaps back in surprise* What?!
Me: You idiot! It's kill or BE killed! Do you want to have a bad time?
You guys: *runs away in fear* AHHHHHH, LOSTY IS A MURDERER!!!!!!
Me: Nyeh heh heh! I, the great Losty, scared them away!

Ahem, sorry for that very Undertale-ish intro! I guess I've been in an Undertale mood lately. XD

(You have no idea how long it took to make that edit, heh.)

Today's post is going to be a bit random! Let's just start off by giving Swirl and Sarah the art I promised to make them for the summer story contest... uh, yup. Let's ignore the fact I said "summer" and pretend I didn't take a VERY long time to give it to them.

You guys: *says in mocking tone* You took a ver-

SHUSH, YOU GUYS! I know I took FOREVERRR! XD

Let's not take any longer! Here is Sarah's requested art for her being the runner-up of the contest!

You can crop out the words if you want! I just wrote it because my sketchbook page looked so empty. XD (I draw too tiny.)

I hope you enjoy it, Sarah! ^.^ (I thinkkkk I saw somewhere that you didn't like how AJ cheetahs were drawn? I saw that after I drew this so I apologize! D:)

I personally like how I drew the tree. It turned out good! ^.^

And now! Here are Swirl's two requests!

It's her dog on Chicken Smoothie! I actually had a ton of fun drawing it. ^.^ Now I really want to draw a bunch of CS pets. XD

Swirl, free feel to crop out the words too! I added them for the same reason as Sarah's. XD I hope you like it!!

And lastly, it's King Ekon from the story from her wining story! I copied a bit off of Swirl's drawing of him that she drew as a reference for me. ^.^ I had fun drawing his eye, it's so... sassy. XD

Again, you may crop the words out! :D And I hope you enjoy it!


Speaking of contests, it's time to announce the winners of the Dab Police contest!

Since only three people entered and there's three winners... EVERYONE WON, WOO!!! XD

Here's all the entries:

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Story written by AJKraft:

Kraft brushed the slime off her jacket and walked through the portal hallway. Surely her home had to be somewhere... A sudden explosion caught her attention. Coming from a neon rainbow portal was a pug! Kraft squealed like a happy baby and ran towards it, but then it did the unthinkable...

The pug

Dabbed.

Kraft let out a blood-curdling screech and drew her sword. She was determined to uncover the cause of this pug's awful actions. She jumped through the portal, landing in a VERY bizarre world. A bizarre looking Knuckles walked over.
"heyo Kraf. Do you kno de whey?" He asked. Kraft hit him with a book and ran through the jungle. Plants with Doge faces widened their eyes at her.
"I can't be..." Kraft looked up to see Nyan cat, who was being ridden by a crudely drawn Shrek.
"I'M IN MEME LAND!" Kraft tripped over a fidget spinner and lands in a pit of lava. She stood up and drank some water.
The bottle was knocked out of her hand by a green frog on a unicycle.
"Dat Boi!" Kraft grinned.
"NO. DAB BOI!" Dat Boi dabbed. Kraft's eyes began to water with rainbow sparkles.
"no... NOT DAT BOI!" She wailed.
Kraft drew a badge on her jacket with a sharpie.
"THE DAB POLICE SAYS NO DABBING!" She yelled. DanTDM appeared out of a tree.
"ya called?"
"NO. YOU DID THE WRONG STORY MODE ENDING. DONT TALK TO ME MOR MY SON EVER AGAIN!" Kraft threw a Cheezit at DanTDM, then apologised.
"sorry... All these memes.. I'm going crazy!" She cried. Then, an army of 10 year old boys emerged from a bush
"DAB!" They yelled, holding a water bottle in the air.
Kraft wiped her nose.
"NO!" Her eyes began to glow red, "I SHALL NEVER DAB!" The children cried and ran home to their Doritos while Kraft went to find some better memes.

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Story written by Sarahkey8:

The Meeting At AJHQ

AJHQ #1 sat at the board meeting that was about what the new animal could be, with allthe other AJHQ's. Kate was scrolling on the computer looking at Gellyjones videos when on the side she saw the words "Dab Police" by Dantdm AJHQ #1 happened to see and shouted "I GOT IT!" Everyone looked at her, confused. "DO YOU SEE THAT VIDEO!?" AJHQ #1 now nicknamed Po. "Which one?" Mo asked Po, "DAB! DAB POLICE! WE SHOULD MAKE A NEW TYPE OF HORSE.
A FAT
HORSE
AND IT WILL DAB!!!
OH AND ALSO ITS PLAY WILL HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH HORSES!!"
Everyone gasped. Clark gasped and grasped his flask. "OH MY GOODNESS THAT IS JUST PERFECT PO!! JOE AND TOE GO WORK ON THAT NOW!"
Kate looked confused. "What is it Kate?" Clark asked, "What should the play be?" Mo's ringtone went off, it was the 3-2-1Penguins theme song "A ROCKE!" Kate exclaimed "BRILLAINT THIS ANIMAL IS JUST GOING TO BE A MESS!"

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Art drawn by Swirlshine:

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ALL OF THESE ENTRIES ARE AMAZINGGGGGGG!!!! *proudly gives gold stars to everyone* I loved them all, the stories were hilarious and the art is stunning! You should be proud. ^.^

I will make Dab Police masterpieces and send them to you soon!

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IT'S STORY TIME, YOUNG ONES! GRANNY LOST IS HERE TO TELL YOU A STORY SO SIT YOUR BUTT DOWN AND LISTEN. XD

Aheeemmm.

A few days ago, Koolest and I were downstairs watching Josiah (our older brother) play Breath of the Wild on our Wii U. We were really hyper for some reason and Josiah was like, "Oh yeah, I am going to go attack a lynel!"

Now, a lynel is basically a mix between a centaur and a minotaur. So it's a horse with a mane and horns. It's also a bit humanoid. But these guys are one of the toughest badies to fight in the game!

For one, they can trample Link (Josiah is playing as him) easily.

Second of all, they are VERY fast and are good with a bow and arrow.

And thirdly, I looked up how to kill one and you need this power called Stasis upgraded to freeze lynels for a short time, jump onto it and then attack it from there until it bucks you off. Then repeat. Again and again.

Here's the catch.

Josiah doesn't have that power upgraded.

And the lynel had electricity arrows. And it was raining. Bad combo. XD

So anyway, Josiah rides in with his trusty steed named Blocky (We named it Blocky because one time it went right in front of Josiah just as he was about to shoot a monster with an arrow. So it blocked him... thus it's name Blocky. We also named a horse Oreo and Cookieeeeeeee. We are SUCH good horse naming experts. XD) and rides up to the lynel and one swipe with it's sword and uh, Link dies. :1

So Josiah kept going back and trying to kill it but ended up dying a ton. Around that time, we were all yelling about lynels when I misheard Josiah or Koolest and thought they said something about a lynel in space. So I yelled "A LYNEL IN SPACE?!" and Josiah yells back "THAT'S A MOVIE I WOULD WATCH!" I was like "WHAT? A MOVIE?" and Josiah claimed it sounded like a movie title.

So, uh... me and Koolest created this:

 

Wouldn't you want to watch a movie about a centaur/minotaur wearing a space helmet and jetpack in space surrounded by epic explosions and a UFO? Josiah Dyck would!

 

Uh, I basically just wanted to show off my weird edit. That took me an hour and a half to create. XDDD

 

Welp, this post has gotten... out of hand. And really random. I promise a semi-normal post will be up next week!!

 

Have an amazing day, aren't you glad I'm on a four day weekend I know I am, and...

 

Jam on!!

 

Comment call: I've got nothing... How's your week been? :D Let's chat!