You guys: *stares at Lost*
Me: *wants to burst out into song cuz the lyrics are so... singableeee*
You guys: *keeps staring like creeps*
Me: *really wants to sing* *makes funny faces while trying not to burst into song*
You guys: *stares like super creepy creepos*
Me: *can't help myself* AND IF I'M DREAMING, THEN I'M DREAMING OF YOU.
You guys: *flinches at the abrupt loudness but keeps staring*
Me: *song changes to my favorite* FLY AWAY, YEAH, I'LL AWAY, JUST ONE OF THESE DAYS!
You guys: *keeeeeeeeeps staring*
Me: *suddenly notices You Guys staring at me* Oh HELLO THERE!
You guys: *normal staring turns into a glare*
Me: *is defensive* WHAT?!
You guys: *says in a low evil voice* Just do your post.
Me: Um, okay??!
THAT WAS RANDOM BUT I'M HAPPY AND HYPER TODAY. CX
Which is perfect cuz today's post is something I promised you guys I'd do and it's a goofy post where I clear out my files a teeny bit and share some random and funny stuff with y'all! XD
Best description ever. Don't deny it.
XDDD!
Okay, I'd better start or this post will get more outta hand then it needs to!
Warning! This post contains some strange and crazy content! Continue with caution!
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HI THERE, DROWNING PERSON. HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY?
What was wrong with the old job? YOU'RE HURTING ITS FEELINGS!! XD
Hmm, what kind of party is this... It's so hard to figure out...
ERIN I FOUNF U AND APPARENTLY I CANF SPEAF!
Good to know this Jammer isn't sponsored by Nike! It's hard to tell these days who's sponsored by Nike and who isn't...
I'm... confused. XD
A wild Ronald McDonald appears...
My, what long legs you have, bunny! XD And might I say... very creepy teeth? o.o
Yeah, I agree. She does need to have her head examined. O.o
AHH, SOMEONE PHONE 911, I HAVE A PERSON WALKING ON MY WALLS. XD
NEVER MIND, OFFICER, THERE'S HACKERS NOW!
Fcan is Fman confirmed. XD
Ohhh, thissss. XD
Okay, so this was a while ago and I had seen someone say "come to my den im mad at you" on Aparri's Jammer Wall and I found that a bit odd... So I went to their den and they were expecting me to be Aparri... even though he wasn't online... XD
OH, THERE'S MORE! I FORGOT!
Guys, the number one reason to be mad at someone: They are on the ground. That's a bigggggg no-no because, well, it JUST IS. XD
Ohhh, this was way back when I was a newer Jammer and some penguin punk was making stupid jokes about my user.
Don't ask what that fox is talking about.
Cuz I HAVE NO IDEAAAA WHERE THE-
I'll stop singing now. XD
I honestly don't know what happened. I was supposed to put this on my blog so uh, yeah. XD And snow leopards kick their behinds... (GUYS, THAT PERSON ALMOST DID THIS )o3o( FACE!)
This person kept asking and asking for my fruit bowl.
We all have met people like this. XD
This user... I love it. XD
*shares a knowing look at a few people*
Imma fish head! XD
I'M SORRY, SARAH, BUT THIS MADE ME THINK OF YOU. XD
BUT AS YOU ALWAYS SAY, ALL BLOGGERS ARE WEIRD. CX
One day, I was in the middle of a 2D adventure when I fell. And kept on falling.
And falling.
And falling.
And falling.
And then I stopped in a black area and stayed there. So I had to quit. XD
AHH, WE LOST OUR EYESSSS! HOW CAN WE FLY DOWN SAFELY WHEN WE CAN'T SEE THE PHANTOMS? XD
Hello, Mr. Ghost! How's your drink? :D
Why is there a smaller version of "sale" behind it? o.o
SNOWMAN, WHAT'S GOING ONNN? XD WHY ARE YOU JUST HIDING UNDERNEATH THE WALL AND PEEKING AT US?
Yeah, um, good job, sis... You didn't even get one pair yet... XD
WHO SAYS A FOX CAN'T RUN UP A WATERFALL?
LOSTFAIRY PROVES ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE.
Secret chat options, hmmm?! :O
NEAT JUNK ON TRADE, OM!
I bet those falcons are saying "OMG" about something else but it looks like their both freaking out about "neat junk". XD
I keep typing "Newt" instead of "neat!" XDD
Aww, look at my son! He's making a huge mess in my art gallery, how cuteeee! XD
So many Flyaces! :O I can't remember how I saw, like, all of his accounts. XD
YIKES, OKAY, LET'S ALL FOLLOW THEM, C'MON GUYS!!!
I don't know why, but I find this hilarious. XDD
BABAY. XD
OH MY GOODNESS. GUYS. LOOK WHAT I FOUND. ITS A FRUIT BOWL PARTY! (Which randomly made me think of a gnome party.)
*gives another look at a few people before examining the masterpiece* I see an ORANGE. And a pear? And apple? And banana? And a lemon? BUT WHAT'S THAT OTHER THING, IS THAT A PEACH, PLEASE BE A PEACH CAUSE THEN THERE'S AN ORANGE AND A PEACH. XD
First of all, SOMETHING CUTE. THAT IS SO RANDOM. XDD
And second, a good ol' Tuesday. I should reply like that next time someone asks me how I am. XD
Ahh, those good old days when AJHQ was funny and replied to questions that weren't serious. :')
Another funny AJHQ reply! That's so funny to me. XDD
Also... cweepy. We're finding new words today! Babay and cweepy! XD
OH MY GOODNESS, AN ITEM AS RARE AS A RARE SPIKE?! :O
This JAG is olddddddddddd! Like, one of my first JAGs ever. XD
Maybe this jammer should meet the person who sent me the JAG about a rare spike. XD
Yay! You made it to the endddd! XD
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Before I end off this post, I have a few things to say!
Firstly and most importantly, I am apologize SO much for going on a unsaid hiatus! I wasn't expecting it! But school was hard, life was busy, I forgot, I didn't feel like it, and I just needed a break. That leads me to...
Second, I am on summer vacation! From June 1st til the second week of September (I think? Not sure. XD) so that means I will have more time to post! I don't know how often I will post, seeing as this month is pretty busy but I will try!
Third, I am finally changing the blog's template! It's been winter for too long. XD AND HECK, IT'S SUMMER NOW! XD
And fourth, I will try to come up with some fun summer events and polls and things! Also, a party for a certain special sister of mine will be announced soon so stay tuned! XD
Oh, yeah, and the fifth thing is that half of this post was written in April? XD So uh, the intro was old, I wasn't actually listening to that music for the last half of post. XD But whatever!
Have an awesome day, you all rock, and...
Jam on!
Comment call: What have you been up to? DIDJA MISS ME?! XD
ALSO, THIS IS AJJ'S 200TH POST! WOOP WOOP!
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yeah.. XDD
ANYWAYS
1. Lost, they aren't drowning, they're NAME is drowning :D
2. Pleaseee can we get a new jobbb
3. BIRTHDAY!
It's Birthday's birthday birthday! HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIRTHDAY
4.I FOUNF OUT THAT UH BOO IS CUTE
5. 100% not sponsored by nike..
6. NO QUESTIONS
JUST BE A MINION
7. ronald mcdonald scares me
so badly
HE'S FREAKY
8. Thats a looonnnnnnng leg o,o
9.OM XDDDThat is beautiful!!!
10.GET YOUR DIRTY FEETS OFF THE WALL
11. HECK YOU CAN KEEP YOUR FEET ON THE WALL,
12. Loostt you got their hopes up D;
13.He's. on. the. ground. of. course.
14.PLS JELLY! FIND HELP ME FIND MY SANITY *eats a bunch of jelly*
15.AUTO LOSTFAIRY.
16.*stamps their name on a block*
17. OVER WATCH IS SOOO OVERRATEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
18. )O3O(
19.Ah yes, the fruit bowl.. WAIT YOU HAVE ONE WHAT FOR ITT :OO (Not really XDD)
20. <3
21. I adore your hat madame!
22. *THUMBS UP*
2008
CHICKEN SMOOTHIE WAS BORN IN 2008-
whenever i see 2008 or 2009 I think of CS
even 2010
what is wrong with me..
23. FALLINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
24. AHHH
EYELESS COUGARS
RUN!
25. Invisible juice person, :D The sale's having a sale, OF COURSE! Either that or the sale sign is on sale?
26. He got shy?
27. SHE IS A CHEATER!!!!!
28. WOOHOO!
Foxes can run up waterfalls YAYY :D
29. AJ IS HIDING STUFF FROM US.
30. I love neat junk :D
31. Tsk tsk tsk, BAD JIMMY PHATNOM
32. OM XDDD
33. AHHHH *runs to them*
34. ITS FRIDAY!! WOOOOO
35. no.
strawberry.
*fumes*
36. Now its almost impossible to get a good reply out of AJHQ now :/
37. That emote wanted some food too I guess?
38. I DO I DO!
39. uh
I lost my spike so..
DO YOU HAVE A SPARE :D
40. Thats fine Lost!! School sucks XDX
41. I read that as your going on vacation June 1st to September, and I freaked out XDD
42. I LIKE IT
ITS PRETTY
43. OOH YAY :O And yay and yay XDDD
44. XDDDDDD
*throws confetti* CONGRATS!! :D
OM, TAKE 3?! XD
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1. OHH, THAT MAKES SENSE NOW. YUP. MHM. XDDD
2. *begs* PLZZZZZZ. XD
3. BIRTHDAY'S BIRTHDAY BIRTHDAY?! WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME!!! XDD
4. OH YES, I FOUNF OUT THAT UH, IDK WHAT I'M SAYING. X)
5. Nuh uh, totally not.
6. YEAH, NO DOUBTING ANYTHING.
JUST DO ITTTTTTTTTTTT. (even tho it doesn't make senseeee. ;))
7. Yeah, he's pretty freakyyy! o...O
8. I know, right? XD "W-who needs arms when you have legs like these?" XDDDD
9. ISN'T IT?! XD
10. YEAH, YOU HEARD HER. GET YOUR DIRTY STINKY FEET OFF MY WALLS AND ART. >:( XD
11. *backs away* Y-YEAH! JUST STAY AWAY FROM ME, HACKERS!!!!!
12. I'm soooooooooooey. (don't ask why I said it like that. XD)
13. I know, how could I forget? The number one reason to get mad at someone is that they are on the grounddddd! DUH. XD
14. OMMMM. XDDDD
15. I ALREADY AUTOED YOU A FEW DAYS AGO. OR I TRIED. BUT YOUR JAGS WERE FULL. XD
16. *chucks the block at them* TAKE IT. XD
17. HECK, YEAHHHH IT SOOO ISSSSS. *FLIPS HAIR* YUH HUH, THUD! *is a teenager falling over* XDDD
18. )o3o(
19. SARAHHHHHHH, I SAID IT AIN'T FOR TRADEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! *whines like a baby* ahem. XD
20. <33333
21. Why, thank you, darling! It's the newest and hippest trend! XD
22. OM, WHAT?!!!! XDDDD
23. GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG *goes on for infinity*
24. MUAHAHAHA, WE'RE COMING TO UH... TAKE YOUR EYES? LIKE THE CRANKS WITHOUT NOSES. ROSE TOOK MY EYES, I SUPPOSE. AND IT REALLY BLOWS. THAT MADE NO SENSE. HIII. XD
25. Ye, invisible juice people. ^.^ THEY ARE SO FRIENDLY!
26. OH OF COURSE. THE SALE'S HAVING A SALE, THE BIRTHDAY'S HAVING A BIRTHDAY BIRTHDAY. SARAH, YOU ARE MAKING SO MANY THINGS CLEAR TO ME. XDDD
27. Perhaps! XD
28. CHEATTTTTTTTTTTTTTERRRRR. XD
29. YAYYYYYYYYY, RUN WITH ME, SARAHHHHH, WE'LL RUN UP EVERY WATERFALL IN THE WORLD AND BE AMAZING. XD
30. HOW DARE THEY. XD
31. Me too. XDDD
32. JIMMY? THAT'S BOBBY, HOW DARE YOU MIX UP HIS NAME. HE'S SENSITIVE!!! XD
33-35. XDDDD
36. HAHA, NO STRAWBERRY, YAYYYYYY. XDDDD
37. Yupppppp. :1
38. I guess? Maybe? I mean, they have to eat, right? XD
39. XDDD
40. NO, I DO NOT HAVE A SPARE. *hides a huge pile of spikes in den* ^.^
41. Yeahhhh, it does! XD BUT I'M ON SUMMER, YAYYYY!
42. OM, WHAT, NO WAY WOULD I GO FOR THAT LONG. XDDD JUST SUMMER VACATION, NOT LIKE... VACATION VACATION. IDK. XD
43. XDDD!
44. XD
THANK YOUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!! XD
OH NO
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A JUMBLE OF PHOTOS.
YOU UH, MAY WANT TO PREPARE YOURSELF FOR LIKE... 2 LONG COMMENTS BY ME. BUT OKAY, I'M GONNA TRY MY BEST TO MAKE THIS SHORT-ISH! *Rubs hands together* LET'S DO THIS, XD!
1. HELLO DROWNING, I'M SWIRLSHINE!
2. I dunno, CAN you? XD
3. OH OH! UM, A... BIRTHDAY? MAYBE? IS THAT IT? XDD
4. ERIN
LIKE ERIN HUNTER
AND FOUNF. THAT IS GREAT. XDDD (Haha, it reminds me of "saids" XDD)
5. I have made the decision to change my user to "I'mnotsponsoredbynikeeitherhaha". XD
6. OM, A MINION PENGUIN, XDD! For $19.99, apparently???? XD
7. *Stares*
*Busts out laughing*
A WILD RONALD MCDONALD
THAT IS SO TRUE. XDDD
8. OHHHH MY GOSH, THAT IS HILARIOUS, XD! WHAT A HUGE LEG!
9. Yes, yes she does. XD
10. *GASP* HOW DO I GET THAT SUPERPOWER?!
11. OH MY GOSH
FMAN IS BACK
HIDE YOUR RARES, LOCK YOUR ACCOUNTS
HE IS COMIIIIIINGGGGGGG!!!!
12-13. *Scoffs and says in sassy teen voice* OH my GOSH, can you BELIEVE Aparri was on the GROUND?! I mean, how DISGUSTING! Ground is SO 3 years ago! UGH!
14. *Tries not to laugh*
Okay, fine. If you're a lost fairy, then I'm a... uh... swirly... shine... thing? Something shiny and swirly?
This isn't working. XD
15-18. OM, XDDD! That's pretty funny!
OOH OOH *WAVES HAND IN AIR AND BOUNCES*
LOSTFAIRY, CAN I HAVE AN AUTO PLS PLS PLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Also, "snow leopards kick their behinds"?? How very interesting. XD (And OM, YOU'RE RIGHT!!! Well, it's just not the, ahem, fat version. XDD!)
19. Hey, we all like our fruit. ;D XD
20. OM, THAT USER. IS GREAT. XDDD
21. *Busts out laughing again* WHAT A BEAUTIFUL HAT, XDD!!
22. OM, SARAH, IT'S YOUR IMPOSTER! XDDD
23. Eeek! Freaky! o.o
24. AAAAAAAAAHHH!! YOU LEFT YOUR EYES BEHIND!!!!!
25. *Whispers* Mr. Ghost has a STRAWBERRY smoothie. >;D
26. I always wondered that, XD!
27. WHAT A CREEPY SNOWMAN, XD
28. *Shakes head* There's always next time Koolest, XDD!!
29. YOU, MY FRIEND, HAVE POWERS. TEACH ME YOUR WAYS.
30. Oh, I've seen that before, XD!
31. OM. *Whines* I WANT SOME NEAT JUNK TOOOOOOOOOO!! XD
32. Aw, what a cute son! *Pats his head*
33. Oh WOAH! :O
34. EEK I WANT TO LIVE *Follows them*
35. OM XDDD!
36. *Stares at MP*
*Rages and flips a table*
WHERE
IS
THE STRAWBERRY
THIS IS NOT OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
37-38. Ah yes, AJHQ's answers were great once upon a time, XD!
39-40. Oh wowwww, XDD!
*Snickers* They LOST it, Lost. XD
YESSSS! ONE COMMENT! I DID ITTTTTTTTTTT!!!
Now let's see what this will look like when published... oh boy. XD
OM
DeleteI SHALL PREPARE MYSELF.
*GRABS A BAG OF ICE TO MAKE MY HANDS NICE SO THEY WON'T GET TOO ACHY FROM TYPING A LOT* I'LL PUT SOME ICEEEE ON ITTTTTT. XD
I'M READYYYYY. XD
1. XDD LET'S ALL JUST CARRY A CONVERSATION WITH THIS (possibly) DROWNING PERSON. XD
2. I dunno. *looks at imaginary person* Can YOU? XD
3. OM, SWIRL, WHY WOULD YOU GUESS THAT. STUPID GUESS. IT'S TOTALLY A VALENTINE'S PARTY OR SOMETHING. XD
4. OM, YOU FOUNF ERIN HUNTER? IN UM, THE WILD...? WITH SOME ATTACKING CATS?! XD
(om, XD I guess that makes saids why you'd think that. XDDDD)
5. Om, YES, THEN EVERYONE WILL KNOW YOUUUU ARE NOT SPONSERED BY NIKE. CUZ IT'S SO HARD TO GO AROUND JAMAA WITHOUT PEOPLE ASKING IF NIKE SPONSERS ME. UGH, SUCH A PAIN. XD
6. *stares* I am not paying that much for a minion penguin. XDDD
7. XDDDDDD!
WELL, UH, MAYBE HE'S A NEW TYPE OF POKEMON. AN EVILLLLL POKEMON. XDDDDDD
8. GASSSP, DON'T CALL IT HUGE, IT OFFENDS THE POOR BUNNY. XDDDDD
9. Yup, mhm, yesssireee. XD
10. YOU GO TO YOUR LAB WHEN THERE'S A THUNDERSTORM AND THEN SUDDENLY LIGHTNING WILL COME OUTTA NOWHERE AND HIT YOU AND YOU'LL FLY ACCROSS THE ROOM AND BE IN A COMA FOR 9 MONTHS BUT THEN YOU GET THE POWER. C: XD
11. YES, HURRY, HIDE YOUR CHILDREN, HIDE YOUR SPIKES, HIDE YOUR MAGENTA ITEMS, HIDE YOUR PROMOS, HIDE EVERYTHINGGGG. XD
12-13. OMMMM!!! XD
*flips hair* I KNOWWW, rightttt?! Such a lameeeee cringy thing to do, like, ewwwww. XD
14. A swirly shiney thing? o..o
Sarah's a Sarahy keyish thing. Koolest is a coolish cat thing. Ja... I don't even know!! XDDD
15-18. XDD! It was interesting!
*stands there and doesn't move at all like lots of famous people* XDD
APPARENTLY, THEY DO. XD (XDD THE UNFAT VERSION, YUP. WENT ON A DIET OR SOMETHING. XD)
19. We alllll love our fruit. <3 XD
20. ISN'T IT STUNNING?! XD
21. WHY, THANK YOU SOOOO MUCH. IT'S SO SQUISHY AND FISHY SMELLING. XD
22. OM, SARAH HAS AN IMPOSTER, AHHHHHH. XD HOW WILL WE TELL THE DIFFERENCE?!!!
23. XD It was also annoying cuz I was halfway through the adventure. XD
24. OM, I TOTALLY DID. WHERE'D I PUT THEMMMM? XD I LOSTTTT THEM, HAHAHAHA. Ahem. XD
25. *whispers back* Yeah, but that means he's DRINKING IT. WHICH IS GROSS. C: XD
26. XDDD Life's biggest mystery.
27. I KNOW, SUCH A CREEPO.
28. XDDDD
29. I ALREADY TAUGHT YOU. GO BACK TO NUMBER 10, DARLING. XD
30. XDD
31. WELL, YOU DON'T GET IT. IT'S MYYYY NEAT JUNK. AND MINE ONLY. XD
32. SAY HELLO, BOBBY.
33. XDD!
34. YEAH, WE ALL DO, C'MON, LET'S FOLLOW THEM. XD
35. XDD NOT MANY PEOPLE ARE HAPPY ABOUT FRIDAY THE 13TH BUT OKIEEE DOOOO. XD
36. *shrieks and leaps out the way of the table*
*says fast* WELL, I GUESS THAT SHOWS STRAWBERRIES AREN'T THAT AMAZING.
*RUNS AWAY VERY FAST*
37-38. Yeaaaah, they usedddd toooo. XD
39-40. Om, they DID. THEY LOST IT. LOSTTTTTTTTT ITTTT. WHAT AM I DOING.
Uh, gosh, I feel like my comment is just a load of caps and XD's. Oops. XD
XDDD! YES, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
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1. *Walks up to them* HELLO DROWNING PERSON!! HOW ARE YOU TODAY? :D
2. CAN ANYONE?! WE'LL NEVER KNOW. XD
3. Are you SUUUURE? I'm kinda thinking now that it might be an Earth Day celebration or something...
4. ATTACKING CATS, OM. XDDD
WELL I MEAN, I GUESS IF I WANDERED INTO THE HOME OF A GROUP OF CATS THEY'D PROBABLY BE PRETTY FREAKED OUT, SOOO... (And OM XDDD)
5. UGH, I KNOW RIGHT. SUCH A STRUGGLE! XD
6. *Examines the minion penguin and rubs chin* Depends on if it's limited edition or not. XDDD
7. A NEW POKEMON HAS BEEN DISCOVEREDDDDDDD!!!!
8. In my defense, I called the LEG huge, not the bunny! XDDDD
10. OMMM
And then when you wake up, you look at yourself in the mirror and say... *tries not to laugh and covers mouth*
OKAY I WON'T SAY IT. THIS TIME. XDDD
11. *Says in reporter voice and points at, uh... the screen?* AND DON'T FORGET ABOUT THAT BABY DRAGON-CROC YOU ADOPTED IN THE PILLOW ROOM!
14. Maybe Sarah's a key named Sarah, and you're a fairy who's lost... somewhere? And um... Ja is...
Well, we say Jade in JAGs, so maybe she's a jade gemstone? And uh... I guess I'm a shiny swirl... decoration... or something.
What am I doing. XD
15-18. OM, IT WENT ON A DIET!!! XDDD
19. Yes, yes we do. XD
21. OM. SOUNDS DELIGHTFUL. XDDDD
22. UM... UH...
SARAH GET OVER HERE SO I CAN STICK A NAMETAG ON YA!!
24. OM XDDDDD
25. WOWWWWW
YOU KNOW, YOU CAN DRINK ORANGE SMOOTHIES ON AJ TOO. C:<
31. *Bangs on table and whines louder* I WANT NEAT JUNKKKKKKKK!!!
36. *STARES*
LOST
YOU GET BACK HERE
RIGHT NOWWWWWWWWWWW
GET BACK HERE AND TAKE THAT BACK IMMEDIATELY *Dashes after you super fast*
Hey, don't worry- almost all my comments are like that, XDD!
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*APPLAUDS* CONGRATS ON YOUR 200TH POSTTTTT!!! XD
*pants heavily and puts an ice pack on my hands* YIKES, THESE HANDS ARE TIRED. XD
DeleteTHANK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU, SWIRL. XDDDD
*Grins sheepishly*
DeleteHey, well, uh... at least I only made ONE long comment instead of two or three long ones! I'm gonna consider that improvement! XDD
Hehehe Hahaha XD What a funny post you had here LostXD
ReplyDeleteWhy, thank ya kindly, Vi! XD
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