Sunday, 19 November 2017

Awkward Birthday Situations - A Birthday Post!

Me: *bursts into room with confetti and balloons flying* HELLO EVERYONE!
You guys: *sits on sofa, reading the newspaper looking very bored* What do you want? *looks up and frowns*
Me: *bounces onto sofa* ALL OF YOUR PRESENTS THAT YOU HAVE FOR ME, HEHE!
You guys: *throws down newspaper and jumps off sofa to avoid getting jumped on* WHAT? Why would we have presents for you?
Me: *slowly stops bouncing* Well, it-it-it's my birthday! *lip trembles*
You guys: Oh.
Me: ...
You guys: *slowly smiles* Well! Good thing we remembered! *reaches behind back and pulls out a gift*
Me: YEYYYYYY!!! *tears it open*
You guys: *smirks*
Me: *looks at gif and stutters* It-it-it-it's...
You guys: It's? *smirks very evilly*
Me: IT'S A WHEELCHAIR AND A CANE AND HEARING AIDS AND PILLS?! WHAT!!
You guys: *cackles* IT'S CUZ YOUR SO OLD NOW, YOU OLD DEER!
Me: :'(

Wow. Apparently 15 means I'm old. Thanks, you guys. XD

Anyway, yes, you read right! Today is my birthday! I was born today, November 19th, 15 years ago. Violet told me that that means I'm halfway to 30. 0,O I don't wanna think about that. XD

Last year on my birthday, I posted a really huge, long post filled with a lot of fun info on me. Sadly, I didn't come up with anything as extravagant as last years. But if you want to reread that post, click here! (A lot of that stuff is not accurate now but oh well! Some of it is. :P)

But I still have a special post in mind for today! It's just not gonna be as long and information-y. XD

I call it "Awkward Birthday Situations!" Basically, I will be talking about some possible awkward birthday moments and situations. It’ll make more sense when you keep reading. *rubs hand together* This shall be fun. XD

Awkward Birthday Situations:

1. You wake up and almost forget it's your birthday.
Honestly, it feels like just a normal day! And then something clicks or someone says happy birthday to you and you realize, "Oh yeah! IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!" This has happened to me at least once. Other times, my first thought when I wake up is, "IT'S MY BIRTHDAYYYYYYYYYYYY!" (Like today. My first thought was literally that. XD)

2. Someone says "Happy birthday!" and you say "You too!"
Ahem, yup. This happens. It's just a thing to say, right? Like, someone says "Have a good day!" and you say "You too!" Someone says "Good morning!" and your instant reply is "You too!" So it makes sense why you say that.

It's just kind of awkward. XD

3. You feel bored. ON YOUR BIRTHDAY!
I hate this when this happens. Like, c'mon! No one should feel bored on your birthday! Being bored is... boring.

4. You feel like telling some random person that it's your birthday cause you're so happy.
Don't tell me you haven't wanted to do this or haven’t actually done this.

5. Everyone's singing happy birthday to you! Uh... what do you do?
This happens to me. Every. Single. Birthday.

Do you sing along with them? Ya know, just sing your own praises and all that.

Do you just sit there like a weirdo and smile as people are all staring at you and singing?

Do you just zone out and wait for it to be over? Just stare at the cake. Like you're really hungry and want the singing to be done so the awkward moment is gone.

WHAT DO YOU DO?!

It's a mystery of life.

 6. You get a really awesome present! You love it and everything but... all of a sudden... you can't... smile...
Ahem, yup. It's like, inside, you're freaking out about how awesome it is. But in reality, you're all fake and forcing a smile.

Inside: OH MY GOODNESS. THIS LOOKS AWESOME. I WANTED THIS SO MUCH. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Reality: *smiles really fakely and talks weirdly* Oh! This is so... um... uh... cool! Um, yeah, than-thank you! *shoves gift away and grabs another*

Uhm. Yeah. -.-

7. You are so happy, you just wanna scream, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!" but then you sound weird...
Uh, yup. I basically did that today. I pretty much almost started singing "Happy birthday to me!" And yeah. I stopped cause I didn't want to sound weirder than I am. XD

Annnnnnnnnnnd that's all I can think of at the moment! Sorry that this post is SO short!

Also! Thanks to all who have given me gifts already or will give gifts! It means so much to me, that'd you would take the time to draw me something or get me something special. You all rock. ;)

Have an amazing day, eat some cake to honor my birthday (XD), and never forget to...

Jam on!

Comment call: Whatcha all doing today? :D

23 comments:

  1. Happy birthday!! I think it's weird that I will be turning 16 soon... like, holy heck, six years ago I started playing AJ!

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    1. Thanks so much, Naffy! ^.^ And oi, that's a long time. o,o I applaud you!

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  2. Happy birthday to Lost, Happy birthday to Lost!
    Happy birthday Lostfairrrrryyyy
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOOOOUUUUU
    Happy birthday Lost! :D
    Your such a great friend! Tons of fun to talk to. And we pretty much like the same things (well, almost :wink wink:)
    Annnyway What cake/desert are you having for your birthday? Do you get to pick your own meals?
    Tomorrow is Bunnygirl's birthday we just finished doing presents. XD
    Happy birthday again! :D
    *Husky Ninja

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    1. Awwww, thank you so so much, Ja! This made me smile so much!! <3 You're an amazing friend, Ja Ja! (And yesh, hahaha. XD *winks*)
      I am having a Nanaimo bar! ^.^ And yes, I did! :D I had chocolate chip pancakes for breakfast, BLT's for lunch, waffle pizza and French fries for supper, and the Nanaimo bar for dessert! :D
      Oooo! Tell her happy birthday from me! ^.^
      Thank you!!!! :D

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  3. Can you do a post with all the presents you got? XD Half way to 30 lost half way XD I don't like thinking about that either:P

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    1. Of course! :D I'll do that post after today. ^.^

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  4. HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :DDDD
    1.Yep, I have done this XD
    2. I.. don't think I have? XD
    3.Yeah a little bit, XD Hate it when that happens tho
    4.YESS XDD
    5.IKR I FEEL SO AWKWARD XDD
    6. 1000 times yes XD
    7. XDDD

    Amazing post! Your such a good friend,Ino, an AMAZING friend!) love ya!(uhm not in a weird way... hope this comes across good)

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    1. THANK YOU, SARAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :DDDD!
      1. Yes, it's weird because birthdays rock. How could we forget our own. XD
      2. WHAT REALLY?! O,O How. XD
      3. Yes. It's horrible.
      4. IKR?! XD
      5. YES, WE ARE TWINS. XD
      6. TWINS AGAIN. XD
      7. XD

      Thank you so much! AWWW, SARAH, YOU SWEET THING. <3 And yes, it came across good! XD I love you too, Sarah. <3

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  5. I can't even begin to say how relatable all those awkward situations were. XDDD!

    And seriously, what DO you do when people sing happy birthday? I'm awkward, so I end up just kinda smiling, and then, when I feel like that's starting to look stupid, I just... keep looking around at... random stuff... until it's over. Like I'm conpletely interested in tons pf stuff.
    XDD, help me, I'm too awkward for my own good.

    Anyways, happy birthday once more, my Long Lost Swirl Twin!
    (I'll send you that meme picture when I'm finished! :D)

    -Swirlshine On Her Phone

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    1. YES! I’m glad they are relatable. I was hoping I wasn’t really weird. XD

      OH MY GOODNESS. WE LITERALLY DO THE SAME THINGS. XD Goodness. We really are Long Lost Swirl Twins!! :D
      Nah, you’re not too awkward at all. ;)

      Thank you so so much, Swirl!!! And I can’t wait to see it!!! :0

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    2. XDD! Nah, I do a lot of those things you listed, XD!

      YESSSSSSSS!
      LONG LOST SWIRL TWINSSSS!
      XD!
      Hehe, thanks. ,:D

      No problem!
      And I'm super excited to show it to ya, hehe! ;)

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    3. XDDD Long Lost Swirl Twins for sure! XD

      YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYY, I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THAT WHEN IT'S FINISHED!!!! :D

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  6. Happy Happy Birthday Lost! You're such an amazing blogger, And I'm so honored to be getting to know you, You always make me smile. :) And the stories you write are incredible, You have such talent and I am so excited to see what you create next, And Again, HAPPPY BIRRTHHDAY LOSSTTT!! XD

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    1. Thank you so so much, Tall!! Your words made me smile so much, thank you!! You’re an amazing friend, I’m so glad I know you. ;) And again, THANK YOUUUUUUU! XD

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  7. I kid you not every year on my birthday I get really overhyped and then when it's over I get sad because I ALWAYS GO BACK TO SCHOOL RIGHT AFTER MY BIRTHDAY
    (apart from in year 7 when I started secondary school literally ON my birthday o boi was that fun)

    also I always forget my friends birthdays so it's awkward.
    also me and my friends always sing each other happy birthday in the middle of the school field because UNLIKE SOME GROUPS OF PEOPLE WHO DO IT IN THE CANTEEN, WE RESPECT PEOPLES EARS.
    -kraft

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    1. I hate going back to school after my birthday. DX It sucks. It’s like, “Noooooo I wanna keep celebrating!!!!” XD

      I forget people’s birthdays too sometimes. XD
      OH I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE MAKE A LOT OF LOUD NOISE INSIDE A BUILDING. 0.0 At camp one year, we were all eating lunch when suddenly, everyone thought it’d be a great idea to bang their cups on the table loudly and clap too and be dumb. It hurt my ears really bad. DX

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  8. Omg? Ikr I have no idea what to Do when everyone else sings happy birthday!And I always reply "you too" when they wish me XD

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    1. Yesssss! Like honestly, what DO you do?! XD And YES. It’s just a thing to say! XD Yesterday, my mom said happy birthday accidentally to someone else. XD

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  9. happy birthday Lostfairy! i love your blog so much! ( its one of my favorites :P) i hope you have an awesome Bday! -Penelopeiscute

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    1. Awww!!! Thank you SO much, Penny!!! ^-^ This comment means so much to me!! Thank youuuuuuu!!!

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