A VERY Random Post!

Me: Howdy, I'm LOSTY! LOSTY the FAIRY!
You guys: *stares weirdly at Lost* Since when did you call yourself Losty? Didn't you say you didn't like that nickname?
Me: *totally ignores You Guys* Hmmm... You're new to the blog, aren'tcha?
You guys: *glares* What?! We aren't new! We've been here... well... since Swirl came up with intros like these!
Me: *stills ignores You Guys* Golly, you must be so confused. Someone ought to teach you how things work around here! I guess little old me will have to do. Ready?
You guys: *is frustrated* Ready? For what?
Me: Here we go! *somehow transports everyone to a very dark room*

You guys: *leaps back in surprise* What?!
Me: You idiot! It's kill or BE killed! Do you want to have a bad time?
You guys: *runs away in fear* AHHHHHH, LOSTY IS A MURDERER!!!!!!
Me: Nyeh heh heh! I, the great Losty, scared them away!

Ahem, sorry for that very Undertale-ish intro! I guess I've been in an Undertale mood lately. XD

(You have no idea how long it took to make that edit, heh.)

Today's post is going to be a bit random! Let's just start off by giving Swirl and Sarah the art I promised to make them for the summer story contest... uh, yup. Let's ignore the fact I said "summer" and pretend I didn't take a VERY long time to give it to them.

You guys: *says in mocking tone* You took a ver-

SHUSH, YOU GUYS! I know I took FOREVERRR! XD

Let's not take any longer! Here is Sarah's requested art for her being the runner-up of the contest!

You can crop out the words if you want! I just wrote it because my sketchbook page looked so empty. XD (I draw too tiny.)

I hope you enjoy it, Sarah! ^.^ (I thinkkkk I saw somewhere that you didn't like how AJ cheetahs were drawn? I saw that after I drew this so I apologize! D:)

I personally like how I drew the tree. It turned out good! ^.^

And now! Here are Swirl's two requests!

It's her dog on Chicken Smoothie! I actually had a ton of fun drawing it. ^.^ Now I really want to draw a bunch of CS pets. XD

Swirl, free feel to crop out the words too! I added them for the same reason as Sarah's. XD I hope you like it!!

And lastly, it's King Ekon from the story from her wining story! I copied a bit off of Swirl's drawing of him that she drew as a reference for me. ^.^ I had fun drawing his eye, it's so... sassy. XD

Again, you may crop the words out! :D And I hope you enjoy it!


Speaking of contests, it's time to announce the winners of the Dab Police contest!

Since only three people entered and there's three winners... EVERYONE WON, WOO!!! XD

Here's all the entries:

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Story written by AJKraft:

Kraft brushed the slime off her jacket and walked through the portal hallway. Surely her home had to be somewhere... A sudden explosion caught her attention. Coming from a neon rainbow portal was a pug! Kraft squealed like a happy baby and ran towards it, but then it did the unthinkable...

The pug

Dabbed.

Kraft let out a blood-curdling screech and drew her sword. She was determined to uncover the cause of this pug's awful actions. She jumped through the portal, landing in a VERY bizarre world. A bizarre looking Knuckles walked over.
"heyo Kraf. Do you kno de whey?" He asked. Kraft hit him with a book and ran through the jungle. Plants with Doge faces widened their eyes at her.
"I can't be..." Kraft looked up to see Nyan cat, who was being ridden by a crudely drawn Shrek.
"I'M IN MEME LAND!" Kraft tripped over a fidget spinner and lands in a pit of lava. She stood up and drank some water.
The bottle was knocked out of her hand by a green frog on a unicycle.
"Dat Boi!" Kraft grinned.
"NO. DAB BOI!" Dat Boi dabbed. Kraft's eyes began to water with rainbow sparkles.
"no... NOT DAT BOI!" She wailed.
Kraft drew a badge on her jacket with a sharpie.
"THE DAB POLICE SAYS NO DABBING!" She yelled. DanTDM appeared out of a tree.
"ya called?"
"NO. YOU DID THE WRONG STORY MODE ENDING. DONT TALK TO ME MOR MY SON EVER AGAIN!" Kraft threw a Cheezit at DanTDM, then apologised.
"sorry... All these memes.. I'm going crazy!" She cried. Then, an army of 10 year old boys emerged from a bush
"DAB!" They yelled, holding a water bottle in the air.
Kraft wiped her nose.
"NO!" Her eyes began to glow red, "I SHALL NEVER DAB!" The children cried and ran home to their Doritos while Kraft went to find some better memes.

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Story written by Sarahkey8:

The Meeting At AJHQ

AJHQ #1 sat at the board meeting that was about what the new animal could be, with allthe other AJHQ's. Kate was scrolling on the computer looking at Gellyjones videos when on the side she saw the words "Dab Police" by Dantdm AJHQ #1 happened to see and shouted "I GOT IT!" Everyone looked at her, confused. "DO YOU SEE THAT VIDEO!?" AJHQ #1 now nicknamed Po. "Which one?" Mo asked Po, "DAB! DAB POLICE! WE SHOULD MAKE A NEW TYPE OF HORSE.
A FAT
HORSE
AND IT WILL DAB!!!
OH AND ALSO ITS PLAY WILL HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH HORSES!!"
Everyone gasped. Clark gasped and grasped his flask. "OH MY GOODNESS THAT IS JUST PERFECT PO!! JOE AND TOE GO WORK ON THAT NOW!"
Kate looked confused. "What is it Kate?" Clark asked, "What should the play be?" Mo's ringtone went off, it was the 3-2-1Penguins theme song "A ROCKE!" Kate exclaimed "BRILLAINT THIS ANIMAL IS JUST GOING TO BE A MESS!"

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Art drawn by Swirlshine:

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ALL OF THESE ENTRIES ARE AMAZINGGGGGGG!!!! *proudly gives gold stars to everyone* I loved them all, the stories were hilarious and the art is stunning! You should be proud. ^.^

I will make Dab Police masterpieces and send them to you soon!

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IT'S STORY TIME, YOUNG ONES! GRANNY LOST IS HERE TO TELL YOU A STORY SO SIT YOUR BUTT DOWN AND LISTEN. XD

Aheeemmm.

A few days ago, Koolest and I were downstairs watching Josiah (our older brother) play Breath of the Wild on our Wii U. We were really hyper for some reason and Josiah was like, "Oh yeah, I am going to go attack a lynel!"

Now, a lynel is basically a mix between a centaur and a minotaur. So it's a horse with a mane and horns. It's also a bit humanoid. But these guys are one of the toughest badies to fight in the game!

For one, they can trample Link (Josiah is playing as him) easily.

Second of all, they are VERY fast and are good with a bow and arrow.

And thirdly, I looked up how to kill one and you need this power called Stasis upgraded to freeze lynels for a short time, jump onto it and then attack it from there until it bucks you off. Then repeat. Again and again.

Here's the catch.

Josiah doesn't have that power upgraded.

And the lynel had electricity arrows. And it was raining. Bad combo. XD

So anyway, Josiah rides in with his trusty steed named Blocky (We named it Blocky because one time it went right in front of Josiah just as he was about to shoot a monster with an arrow. So it blocked him... thus it's name Blocky. We also named a horse Oreo and Cookieeeeeeee. We are SUCH good horse naming experts. XD) and rides up to the lynel and one swipe with it's sword and uh, Link dies. :1

So Josiah kept going back and trying to kill it but ended up dying a ton. Around that time, we were all yelling about lynels when I misheard Josiah or Koolest and thought they said something about a lynel in space. So I yelled "A LYNEL IN SPACE?!" and Josiah yells back "THAT'S A MOVIE I WOULD WATCH!" I was like "WHAT? A MOVIE?" and Josiah claimed it sounded like a movie title.

So, uh... me and Koolest created this:

 

Wouldn't you want to watch a movie about a centaur/minotaur wearing a space helmet and jetpack in space surrounded by epic explosions and a UFO? Josiah Dyck would!

 

Uh, I basically just wanted to show off my weird edit. That took me an hour and a half to create. XDDD

 

Welp, this post has gotten... out of hand. And really random. I promise a semi-normal post will be up next week!!

 

Have an amazing day, aren't you glad I'm on a four day weekend I know I am, and...

 

Jam on!!

 

Comment call: I've got nothing... How's your week been? :D Let's chat!



Found Some More Treasure!

Me: *is getting dragged by You Guys* Hey! Stop! What are you doing? Ow!
You guys: *drags Lost over to her computer and pushes her onto her chair* Sit. Write a blog post. Now.
Me: Umm, why?
You guys: Because you haven't written a real post in foreverrrr. Plus, HAVE YOU EVEN COMMENTED BACK TO PEOPLE FROM LIKE, LAST MONTH?
Me: *glances away awkwardly* Um, no... I keep forgetting to...
You guys: *snaps fingers* THEN DO IT NOW. POST.
Me: *gulps*

Welp. That happened. XD

But it's true, I haven't written an actual post in what feels like a long time. I miss it! And yes, I haven't commented back to people from weeks and weeks ago but I will try to do that sometime soon!

Anyhoo, today's post will be about art because... I love art. XD

Let's start off with this AMAZING realistic cat drawn by Artistictiger5! I can't get over how beautiful the eye is! And AHH, I love this piece a lot! :O

OHHHHHHHHH MY GOODNESS. HOWWWWW! If you know me, you know I loveeee manga drawings so much! And this one is so pretty! I loveeee the hair!

 

Eeeeeep! Manga guys are even betterrrrrrrr! XD I really love this! :O The eyes are so detailed and I love how the girl manga is connected with this one. Here, lemme show ya...

 

 

It's so cool together!

 

Awwww, this is so adorable and realistic! :o I love how Atlartis made the background sorta fuzzy so it focuses on the golden retriever. ;)

This. Is. SO. CUTE! I love how Turtleberry55 made all of... the... Eeveeutions... together! (Haha, please forgive me if I'm wrong, I don't any my Pokémon names very well. XD)

OH MY SWEET MONGOOSES. THIS IS ADORABLEEEEEEEEEE! HOW ARE THEY SO CUTEEEEE?! *screams forever*

 

I really love this basic sketch! The crystally things are really amazing looking as well. :o The white outline around the wolf gives it a really nice... stand out look. If that's a thing. XD

 

It is now. Stand Out Look©

 

I've actually seen this a few times in art galleries and it's SUCH a good idea! :O I love that, AJ Friendship Quilt. ^.^

This looks so cool! I really like how the eye just pops (Stand Out Look©) and how the whole dragon looks... sketchy and kinda watery? If that makes sense. XD

OOOO, GUYS, LOOK! It's my long lost cousin's aunt's sister's brother's dog's grandma's friend! (Hehe, Swirl, you know where I got this from. xD)

But in all seriousness, this looks really amazing! The reflection in the water is unbelievable! 

I know this is super simple but 1. simple isn't always bad and 2. I love how they wrote "hi" in such small cute letters! I actually like this cute simple style a lot! Makes me think of like... an old fashioned plushie.

Oh goodness, I have weird descriptions today. xD

ANOTHER DRAGONNNN! XD I really like the colors on this little guy and he is just so CUTE! Honestly, I want a pet dragon like that. ^-^

*looks at drawing and bursts lot laughing* IT'S BRITISH NAYAN CAT!!!!!!! XD

*laughs again cuz it's so cute and hilarious*

I don't know what kind of creature this is but man, I love the shading on this! It's so bold and (you guessed it) Stand Out Look© and cool!

I love how soft and mystical this drawing looks! The unicorn's hair is SO pretty and soft looking and it's eyelashes are really pretty. ^.^

Okay, yes, this is from that giant ship artist collaborative thing. But I only realized a few weeks ago when I took this that this machine attacking the masts is a Guardian from Breath of the Wild!!!!!! I LOVE that game so much! And the Guardians are so creepy but their music rocks and Anteiiku drew it so well!! :O

This is also from a giant artist collaborative thing! But I never realized how creepy it is to see Peck look like that! And that little doll rabbit is creeping me out, along with the skeleton climbing out of the ground. Starbeing is so talented!

Another amazing realistic dog! I love how soft it looks! And the cherry blossoms are so gorgeous!

 

Ahh!!! This is SO realistic! And adorable! I love the fox's eyes and expression! ^.^

 





Now THIS is a creepy scarecrow! But it's so detailed!! And the crow is really cute! ^.^ (I love crows. XD)

 

Aww, hehe, this cats looks so derpy and squishy! ^.^ I love the sleeping one. XD

 

I don't know why the face got airbrushed out but I like how soft this wolf looks! It's probably someone's main look, although I don't know who's. Still, I really like it!

 

This sounds like song lyrics but I don't know which... Anyway, I like how basic it is and how neat the writing is. ^.^

 

I still have loads of art saved I could show you but I think I will have to do that a different day. ;)

 

Have an amazing day, don't freeze outside like I do when I go outside, and...

 

Jam on!

 

Comment call: What was your favorite piece of art? Why?

 

P.S. The winners of the Dab Police contest will be announced next week!





The LAST Chapter of the Project and Extended Deadline!

Hey everyone! I'm back with a short post! I just wanted to tell some exciting news! ^.^

As you all know, a lot of us AJ bloggers got together and wrote a story about all the bloggers going through portals, trying to get back to one another.

Sadly, around the end, no one posted their chapter on time, no art was drawn and no edits made. So the Project was canceled.

A bunch of my friends and I were talking about how frustrating it was to be SO close to being done the story and how we all worked so hard on it only to have it canceled due to complications.

So! I asked if I could write the last chapter! Everyone agreed it was a good idea and gave me LOADS of inspiration so thank you to all who helped this last chapter get written. You all rock. ^.^

If you want to read the FINAL chapter, head over to the tab called "Journey Through the Portals!" And yes! The story finally has a name! :D

Note: If you see any weird formatting glitches on the story tab, sorry! Blogger loves changing fonts and things without me doing it! DX

Also, since I only got three entries for the Dab Police contest, I will let everyone have until February 3rd to enter! :D

Okay, gotta run!

Peace love ninjas and...

Jam on!!

P.S. OH NO, I FORGOT ARCTIC’S CHAPTER ON THE TAB!!! So sorry! I will add it soon!!!!!

Stop. The. Dab.

Hey guys! Today is going to be an interesting post because...

Something evil has come to Jamaa.

It's very fat.

And very strange looking.

And.
It.
DABS.



I-I-I can barely look at this horror! THE CRINGE IS SO REAL!!!

You may be confused, so let me start off where it all began...

It all started on Wednesday when I was just going around online when I saw this:

Sarah informed everyone that the Clydesdale horses DAB as their dance. I was so horrified, I sent back a very formal reply on what I think of the FDs (Fat Dabbers):

Ahem. Maybe it was more like a quick rage reply. Heh. XDD

So, since I am part of DanTDM's Dab Police (basically a group of people who hate the dabs and just want it to stop), I will be very busy on AJ, giving charges to dabbers.

But before I do that! I need a Dab Police outfit!

Cuz this outfit won't work! But I will use a red panda because I LOVE THEM TOO MUCH! XD

There we go! This is an outfit everyone can wear! A police hat, pirate sword, ribbon scarf, and glove! And of course, you gotta be a blue animal because Dan loves blue. XD

But this isn't enough!

We need something more...

Much more...

NYEH HEH HEH!!! XD

Yup, that's right! I made a Dab Police masterpiece!

The logo is made by DanTDM so kudos to him! ;D

And now! While I wait for my masterpiece to approve, I shall go out into Jamaa Township and press charges against any dabber I see!

Heh, let's go to Aldan... XD

I literally see NO FDs anywhere!! o.o When new animals come out, everyone has one. Hmm, wonder why hardly anyone has a FD. XD

I'll check one more server...

Again, literally NO FDs!

YAY!!! MAYBE NO ONE WILL EVER USE THE FDS!!!! XD

And that's not all! We gotta get people hyped about the Dab Police so this calls for...

Dab Police Contest!

Rules:

-Write short story or poem/draw a picture or edit a picture that has to be with Dab Police! Be sure to make it yourself and be creative!

-No bad words or inappropriate content!

-If you have my email address, send it to me from that.

-If you don't have my email address, put it somewhere I can see it and comment the link!

-Entries will only be accepted from now to the 27th!

There will be three winners and each winner will receive the Dab Police masterpiece!! 

Anyway, sorry for this weird, random post, I just really wanted to do it for fun. XD

Have an amazing day and...

. . . Jam on!

Thanks Kara for this amazing signature! ^.^

Comment call: Will you help stop the dab?!

p.s. please don't claim the Dab Police edit as your own. Thank you!

A Jumble of Photos - Part 3

Helloooo, hellooooo!! *waves*

Ah, feels good to be back at regular AJ posting! The countdown to Christmas was fun and all but I miss doing the regular posts!

So, if you saw the title (which you most likely did, of course), you'll see that I am posting part 3 of A Jumble of Photos! This is just a post stuffed full of random pictures that is funny to read and helps me clear out my files and files and files of pictures. Heh.

Let's just jump into it! :D

Warning! This post contains serious weirdness and craziness! If you are not prepared, do not keep scrolling! Warning!

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Annnnd my rooster likes Thursdays? I mean, I didn't know chickens like certain days. Maybe this person is a chicken whisperer?

I'm guessing they meant 'blast' instead of 'blasg' and why don't you like Spanish music blasting? I would danceeeee! XD

I... don't even wanna know what a dragon koala is... o.o

(I feel like I should draw or edit this...) 



GUYS, IT'S A NEW ANIMAL COMING TO JAMAA! A ROCK! XD

Then what are you? An alien? :o

*says in announcer voice* Lookie here, folks! A foreign crab was sighted at Jamaa Township! Jammers were frightened by it's terrifying noises: "Clickity clackity!"

Wolves rule like apples? How does an apple rule, is my question.

Ummm... I'm gonna pretend I'm not scared by this... o.O

OOO, I DO, I DO! I'D LOVE TO GET COOKED BY A PIG. XD

Isn't Barney a dinosaur?! IS MY LIFE A LIE?!

I DO NOT EVEN WANT TO KNOW WHY THIS ROLEPLAYER SAID THIS.

I wish I was an AJ millionaire...

AHHH, I AM BEING ATTACKED BY A KOALA'S HUGE... paw? claw? talon? hand? SCARY MITT!

Why are all the usernames... what? O.o

What's a humble store? I see so many people do it but... what does it even mean? XD

This grammar much good!

OKAY, THIS IS ACTUALLY AWESOME BECAUSE I LOVE UNDERTALE! XD

Nyeh heh heh heh!!

OH, does this mean this person is a blogger?!! (Cuz on AJ, 'blob' means 'blog!')

Or this person is just a blob of... blob stuff.

Bravo! Great singing! XD

*coughs* Nature freak over here. *coughs*

XDDD

  

Mmmk. XD

GUYS, THIS IS A DRAGON KOALA!!! XD

I don't even wanna know what is going on... o,o

Okay, this was taken back when the echidnas were new and I was scared by littlerollingbean's scary looking pet. Wanting to get a closer look, I tried to look through their pets. But it glitched out and AJ froze up. I refreshed and tried again. It froze again. And again. And again. I feel like it's because they had close to 1,000 pets? I haven't checked to see if this still happens, so you can if you'd like!

I wonder how long it takes to log on with that kind of user name...

And that, my friends, is the reason I didn't go to that party. XD

Me:

I don't know why I find that username so funny! I just... do! XDD

"YAAA" is what all warriors say, my friends.

*calmly watches arctic wolf walk by*

*tackles the wolf's tail* YAAA!!

XDDD

I love that! I wanna be a weirdo muffin!

*jumps around in a muffin costume*

Boom. XD

Me:

Yesterday, I just randomly went into a den to explore and the owner says this to me! HOW ROOD!

Me: *walks up to a plushie* I am stealing your plushies.

Me: *gets locked out*

Great user! XD

I know this is from Chicken Smoothie, not AJ, but I just had to post it somewhere! XD Red hoot chilly peeper is fun to say out loud. XD

Yes, I'm the one saying "we smell good." I JOINNED A SMALL PIZZA CLUB/CLAN, OKAY? XDDD And I love how that pig cat wants us to adopt her. XD

Squawk!

A Pokémon has been sighted! XD

For some reason, me and Koolest found this penguin running around wearing a shark head was hilarious. And then saying "gotta go fast?" XD

(They told us it was a meme but I don't really care about memes. XD)

AHHHH, IT'S ZOOM!!!! I HATE ZOOM!!!!!

Wait... Zoom isn't a pink crocodile with a hula skirt and sparkly bow...

Heh. Unless it's a disguise. o.o

Oh yes, you must be Aparri cause you don't look like Aparri and can't even spell his name right. XD

Why does this sign look so odd? o,o

Rare animal club?

*backs away*

I find it odd that the snow around me is pure white and the rest is blue...

HEY, LOOK! I CAN WALK ON THE WALLS!

This tail... looks wrong. o,o

Breaking news! Snakes can slither UNDERNEATH sticky peppermint stuck on the ground!

I don't even own a mannequin... I really hate the glitches with the animals that can go on land and in the water. o.o

Photo credit to Sarahkey8

WHAT?! THERE'S ANOTHER FROSTYBLUSH??

How did everyone get first place except that otter? I mean, I'm not complaining but WHAT?

Uh... I won't even ask...

*looks at Ja and wiggles eyebrows* Does that mean I should stop trusting you? :O

XDD!

The crazy pictures end here! Congrats, you made it!

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Well, I hope you enjoyed all these weird pictures! ^.^ This helped me clear very few of my pictures but that just means I'll do another post like this some other time! XD

Have an amazing day, be sure to smileeeeee today, and...

Jam on!

THANKS, KARA, FOR THIS AWESOME SIGHATURE!

Comment call: Did you enjoy this post? :D

P.S. Heh, sorry I used DanTDM pictures to express myself. XD