Al Helps With My Anger Issues and Halloween Party Invite

Howdy, everyone! I hope everyone's day has been excellent! I know I've been coming and leaving a lot this year and I apologize! Thanks for sticking with me. <3

Today, I was goofing around on AJ with Chloe watching me when we saw something... very interesting.

This we had to check out! Don't know if I should trust them. They misspelled "counseling" but eh, maybe it's a new way to spell it. XD

As soon as I went to Al's den, she (guessing from her eyelashes...) came. DON'T I SOUND SO MAD?! XD

Look at that! Look at that! I'm so furious already! Some might even say I'm furious, outraged, SICK with anger! Ahem, anyway, Al says she can ease my anger but can she?

Alright, straight to business, straight to the point, LET'S DO THIS.

*snickers and snorts loudly* I totally am not mixing lots of Zuko vibes into... I don't know what. Me and Chloe first thought of Zuko so uh, blame CHLOE FOR MAKING ME PRETEND TO BE ZUKO. XD

NO, NO, AL, DON'T WORRY. MY DAD IS ACTUALLY GREAT AND WOULD NOT THROW ME OUT OF THE HOUSE (*snorts again cuz wow, that would look weird to see me get thrown out of the house*)

Since I don't wanna get into trouble, let's just say its on AJ.

Yup.

My AJ dad locked me. *sobs and cries a waterfall*

*wipes tears furiously* WHO'S THIS?! WHO DARES INTRUDE ON MY COUNSELING? WHO IS THIS OVERLY PINK FLUFFERMUFFIN WITH A HONKING BIG NOSE?! WHO WOULD DAREEEE-

*stops yelling* ExCUSE me?! Trick or treat?! THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS, OH MY GOODNESS, I AM SO MAD.

YOU TELL 'EM, AL! LOOK AT MY ANGRY FACE.

PURE ANGER. LOOK AT THOSE EYEBROWS.

*looks harder and squints* To be honest, I look an awful lot like Kris from EXO...

AHEM, NEVER MIND. XD

YOU SHOULD COME NEVER, BIG HUMONGOUS NOSE FACE.

YUP, I AM FILLED WITH PURE RAGE. I WANNA HURT THIS IMAGINARY AJ FATHER.

Al is trying to easeeee my anger. BUT IT'S GONNA TAKE A LOT MORE THAN THAT, AL.

*blinks*

Al is filled with great wisdom.

JUST NEVER SPEAK TO PEOPLE YOU DISLIKE. That, uh, works. I guess.

But what if I want to actually hurt him? >:c

But, huh, whuhhhh?! THIS POOR MANNEQUIN DID NOTHING TO ME, THOUGH.

BUT MY FATHER WAS NOT A LLAMA. AND DOESN'T THAT LLAMA HAVE GIRL EYES, EXCUSE ME?

I WILL NEVER CALM DOWN. EVER. But fine, I'll imagine stuff...

HAHA, CONTROL MY ANGER? NEVER.

*smiles shyly* But thanks for calling me... not a coward... a noncoward... an anticoward... A PERSON WHO ISN'T A COWARD.

BUT I STILL WANT TO HURT HIM, GRRRR!

HUH, AL, WHAT HAPPENS THEN? HMM?

OH, WOW, THANK YOU, COUNSELOR AL, FOR THE PERMISSION TO FIGHT HIM. Anyone who throws ME out of a house is a monster so HAHA, I SHALL ATTACK HIM. >:D

HAS THAT OVERLY PINK FLUFFERMUFFIN REINCARNATED INTO A BUNNY? AND WANTS TO BUDDY ME?

OR IS BEING ALL PINK A NEW STYLISH TREND?

SHUT UP, PINK FLUBBERPUFF. WE'RE TALKING HERE.

*falters* W-w-wait, WHAT?! AL HAD NO CLUE WHAT SHE WAS DOING? SO, SHE LIEDDDD, AHHHH!

You're welcome. Al did actually help me. I am the picture of calm and tranquility.

And yeah, Al can't adopt you, SHE HAS A VERY GOOD JOB AND IS TOO BUSY FOR FUCHSIA CHUBBY BUNNIES.

NO, I DON'T WANT TO ADOPT YOU. GOSH, EVEN YOUR PET IS EYE-BURNING PINK!

I ignored the bunny. :)

HAHA, TAKE THAT, PINK CHUB-CHUB! Al is very to the point!

THIS AIN'T A SOB CENTER. THIS IS AN ANGER COUNSELING CENTER THING.

Why, THANK YOU, Al!

You know, because of that one small trip to Al's Anger Counseling, my life has changed. I can now interact with people in a normal humane way and they don't run away screaming like they used to. I can now enjoy my life and I owe it all to Al.

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Whew! *wipes tears away* THAT WAS FUN. XD I haven't been that crazy in a blog post in... well, a long time. I've noticed that this year, I've been kinda negative? I really want to change that!

I've also noticed that I haven't had many parties this year! So, LET'S GET SPOOKY!

I really hope this day works for everyone! I'm super excited to be doing this, I feel like I haven't seen people on AJ in FOREVER! XD

Plus, I'm very excited to dress up... hehe!

Anyway, have an AWESOME day, watch out for angry animals, and...

Jam on!

Comment call: Did you like this incredibly goofy post or do you prefer me being more serious? Will you be able to come to the party?

Also! Kudos to Al15 for being awesome and making my day with the anger counseling. ^-^

A VERY Random Post!

Me: Howdy, I'm LOSTY! LOSTY the FAIRY!
You guys: *stares weirdly at Lost* Since when did you call yourself Losty? Didn't you say you didn't like that nickname?
Me: *totally ignores You Guys* Hmmm... You're new to the blog, aren'tcha?
You guys: *glares* What?! We aren't new! We've been here... well... since Swirl came up with intros like these!
Me: *stills ignores You Guys* Golly, you must be so confused. Someone ought to teach you how things work around here! I guess little old me will have to do. Ready?
You guys: *is frustrated* Ready? For what?
Me: Here we go! *somehow transports everyone to a very dark room*

You guys: *leaps back in surprise* What?!
Me: You idiot! It's kill or BE killed! Do you want to have a bad time?
You guys: *runs away in fear* AHHHHHH, LOSTY IS A MURDERER!!!!!!
Me: Nyeh heh heh! I, the great Losty, scared them away!

Ahem, sorry for that very Undertale-ish intro! I guess I've been in an Undertale mood lately. XD

(You have no idea how long it took to make that edit, heh.)

Today's post is going to be a bit random! Let's just start off by giving Swirl and Sarah the art I promised to make them for the summer story contest... uh, yup. Let's ignore the fact I said "summer" and pretend I didn't take a VERY long time to give it to them.

You guys: *says in mocking tone* You took a ver-

SHUSH, YOU GUYS! I know I took FOREVERRR! XD

Let's not take any longer! Here is Sarah's requested art for her being the runner-up of the contest!

You can crop out the words if you want! I just wrote it because my sketchbook page looked so empty. XD (I draw too tiny.)

I hope you enjoy it, Sarah! ^.^ (I thinkkkk I saw somewhere that you didn't like how AJ cheetahs were drawn? I saw that after I drew this so I apologize! D:)

I personally like how I drew the tree. It turned out good! ^.^

And now! Here are Swirl's two requests!

It's her dog on Chicken Smoothie! I actually had a ton of fun drawing it. ^.^ Now I really want to draw a bunch of CS pets. XD

Swirl, free feel to crop out the words too! I added them for the same reason as Sarah's. XD I hope you like it!!

And lastly, it's King Ekon from the story from her wining story! I copied a bit off of Swirl's drawing of him that she drew as a reference for me. ^.^ I had fun drawing his eye, it's so... sassy. XD

Again, you may crop the words out! :D And I hope you enjoy it!


Speaking of contests, it's time to announce the winners of the Dab Police contest!

Since only three people entered and there's three winners... EVERYONE WON, WOO!!! XD

Here's all the entries:

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Story written by AJKraft:

Kraft brushed the slime off her jacket and walked through the portal hallway. Surely her home had to be somewhere... A sudden explosion caught her attention. Coming from a neon rainbow portal was a pug! Kraft squealed like a happy baby and ran towards it, but then it did the unthinkable...

The pug

Dabbed.

Kraft let out a blood-curdling screech and drew her sword. She was determined to uncover the cause of this pug's awful actions. She jumped through the portal, landing in a VERY bizarre world. A bizarre looking Knuckles walked over.
"heyo Kraf. Do you kno de whey?" He asked. Kraft hit him with a book and ran through the jungle. Plants with Doge faces widened their eyes at her.
"I can't be..." Kraft looked up to see Nyan cat, who was being ridden by a crudely drawn Shrek.
"I'M IN MEME LAND!" Kraft tripped over a fidget spinner and lands in a pit of lava. She stood up and drank some water.
The bottle was knocked out of her hand by a green frog on a unicycle.
"Dat Boi!" Kraft grinned.
"NO. DAB BOI!" Dat Boi dabbed. Kraft's eyes began to water with rainbow sparkles.
"no... NOT DAT BOI!" She wailed.
Kraft drew a badge on her jacket with a sharpie.
"THE DAB POLICE SAYS NO DABBING!" She yelled. DanTDM appeared out of a tree.
"ya called?"
"NO. YOU DID THE WRONG STORY MODE ENDING. DONT TALK TO ME MOR MY SON EVER AGAIN!" Kraft threw a Cheezit at DanTDM, then apologised.
"sorry... All these memes.. I'm going crazy!" She cried. Then, an army of 10 year old boys emerged from a bush
"DAB!" They yelled, holding a water bottle in the air.
Kraft wiped her nose.
"NO!" Her eyes began to glow red, "I SHALL NEVER DAB!" The children cried and ran home to their Doritos while Kraft went to find some better memes.

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Story written by Sarahkey8:

The Meeting At AJHQ

AJHQ #1 sat at the board meeting that was about what the new animal could be, with allthe other AJHQ's. Kate was scrolling on the computer looking at Gellyjones videos when on the side she saw the words "Dab Police" by Dantdm AJHQ #1 happened to see and shouted "I GOT IT!" Everyone looked at her, confused. "DO YOU SEE THAT VIDEO!?" AJHQ #1 now nicknamed Po. "Which one?" Mo asked Po, "DAB! DAB POLICE! WE SHOULD MAKE A NEW TYPE OF HORSE.
A FAT
HORSE
AND IT WILL DAB!!!
OH AND ALSO ITS PLAY WILL HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH HORSES!!"
Everyone gasped. Clark gasped and grasped his flask. "OH MY GOODNESS THAT IS JUST PERFECT PO!! JOE AND TOE GO WORK ON THAT NOW!"
Kate looked confused. "What is it Kate?" Clark asked, "What should the play be?" Mo's ringtone went off, it was the 3-2-1Penguins theme song "A ROCKE!" Kate exclaimed "BRILLAINT THIS ANIMAL IS JUST GOING TO BE A MESS!"

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Art drawn by Swirlshine:

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ALL OF THESE ENTRIES ARE AMAZINGGGGGGG!!!! *proudly gives gold stars to everyone* I loved them all, the stories were hilarious and the art is stunning! You should be proud. ^.^

I will make Dab Police masterpieces and send them to you soon!

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IT'S STORY TIME, YOUNG ONES! GRANNY LOST IS HERE TO TELL YOU A STORY SO SIT YOUR BUTT DOWN AND LISTEN. XD

Aheeemmm.

A few days ago, Koolest and I were downstairs watching Josiah (our older brother) play Breath of the Wild on our Wii U. We were really hyper for some reason and Josiah was like, "Oh yeah, I am going to go attack a lynel!"

Now, a lynel is basically a mix between a centaur and a minotaur. So it's a horse with a mane and horns. It's also a bit humanoid. But these guys are one of the toughest badies to fight in the game!

For one, they can trample Link (Josiah is playing as him) easily.

Second of all, they are VERY fast and are good with a bow and arrow.

And thirdly, I looked up how to kill one and you need this power called Stasis upgraded to freeze lynels for a short time, jump onto it and then attack it from there until it bucks you off. Then repeat. Again and again.

Here's the catch.

Josiah doesn't have that power upgraded.

And the lynel had electricity arrows. And it was raining. Bad combo. XD

So anyway, Josiah rides in with his trusty steed named Blocky (We named it Blocky because one time it went right in front of Josiah just as he was about to shoot a monster with an arrow. So it blocked him... thus it's name Blocky. We also named a horse Oreo and Cookieeeeeeee. We are SUCH good horse naming experts. XD) and rides up to the lynel and one swipe with it's sword and uh, Link dies. :1

So Josiah kept going back and trying to kill it but ended up dying a ton. Around that time, we were all yelling about lynels when I misheard Josiah or Koolest and thought they said something about a lynel in space. So I yelled "A LYNEL IN SPACE?!" and Josiah yells back "THAT'S A MOVIE I WOULD WATCH!" I was like "WHAT? A MOVIE?" and Josiah claimed it sounded like a movie title.

So, uh... me and Koolest created this:

 

Wouldn't you want to watch a movie about a centaur/minotaur wearing a space helmet and jetpack in space surrounded by epic explosions and a UFO? Josiah Dyck would!

 

Uh, I basically just wanted to show off my weird edit. That took me an hour and a half to create. XDDD

 

Welp, this post has gotten... out of hand. And really random. I promise a semi-normal post will be up next week!!

 

Have an amazing day, aren't you glad I'm on a four day weekend I know I am, and...

 

Jam on!!

 

Comment call: I've got nothing... How's your week been? :D Let's chat!



A Jumble of Photos - Part 3

Helloooo, hellooooo!! *waves*

Ah, feels good to be back at regular AJ posting! The countdown to Christmas was fun and all but I miss doing the regular posts!

So, if you saw the title (which you most likely did, of course), you'll see that I am posting part 3 of A Jumble of Photos! This is just a post stuffed full of random pictures that is funny to read and helps me clear out my files and files and files of pictures. Heh.

Let's just jump into it! :D

Warning! This post contains serious weirdness and craziness! If you are not prepared, do not keep scrolling! Warning!

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Annnnd my rooster likes Thursdays? I mean, I didn't know chickens like certain days. Maybe this person is a chicken whisperer?

I'm guessing they meant 'blast' instead of 'blasg' and why don't you like Spanish music blasting? I would danceeeee! XD

I... don't even wanna know what a dragon koala is... o.o

(I feel like I should draw or edit this...) 



GUYS, IT'S A NEW ANIMAL COMING TO JAMAA! A ROCK! XD

Then what are you? An alien? :o

*says in announcer voice* Lookie here, folks! A foreign crab was sighted at Jamaa Township! Jammers were frightened by it's terrifying noises: "Clickity clackity!"

Wolves rule like apples? How does an apple rule, is my question.

Ummm... I'm gonna pretend I'm not scared by this... o.O

OOO, I DO, I DO! I'D LOVE TO GET COOKED BY A PIG. XD

Isn't Barney a dinosaur?! IS MY LIFE A LIE?!

I DO NOT EVEN WANT TO KNOW WHY THIS ROLEPLAYER SAID THIS.

I wish I was an AJ millionaire...

AHHH, I AM BEING ATTACKED BY A KOALA'S HUGE... paw? claw? talon? hand? SCARY MITT!

Why are all the usernames... what? O.o

What's a humble store? I see so many people do it but... what does it even mean? XD

This grammar much good!

OKAY, THIS IS ACTUALLY AWESOME BECAUSE I LOVE UNDERTALE! XD

Nyeh heh heh heh!!

OH, does this mean this person is a blogger?!! (Cuz on AJ, 'blob' means 'blog!')

Or this person is just a blob of... blob stuff.

Bravo! Great singing! XD

*coughs* Nature freak over here. *coughs*

XDDD

  

Mmmk. XD

GUYS, THIS IS A DRAGON KOALA!!! XD

I don't even wanna know what is going on... o,o

Okay, this was taken back when the echidnas were new and I was scared by littlerollingbean's scary looking pet. Wanting to get a closer look, I tried to look through their pets. But it glitched out and AJ froze up. I refreshed and tried again. It froze again. And again. And again. I feel like it's because they had close to 1,000 pets? I haven't checked to see if this still happens, so you can if you'd like!

I wonder how long it takes to log on with that kind of user name...

And that, my friends, is the reason I didn't go to that party. XD

Me:

I don't know why I find that username so funny! I just... do! XDD

"YAAA" is what all warriors say, my friends.

*calmly watches arctic wolf walk by*

*tackles the wolf's tail* YAAA!!

XDDD

I love that! I wanna be a weirdo muffin!

*jumps around in a muffin costume*

Boom. XD

Me:

Yesterday, I just randomly went into a den to explore and the owner says this to me! HOW ROOD!

Me: *walks up to a plushie* I am stealing your plushies.

Me: *gets locked out*

Great user! XD

I know this is from Chicken Smoothie, not AJ, but I just had to post it somewhere! XD Red hoot chilly peeper is fun to say out loud. XD

Yes, I'm the one saying "we smell good." I JOINNED A SMALL PIZZA CLUB/CLAN, OKAY? XDDD And I love how that pig cat wants us to adopt her. XD

Squawk!

A Pokémon has been sighted! XD

For some reason, me and Koolest found this penguin running around wearing a shark head was hilarious. And then saying "gotta go fast?" XD

(They told us it was a meme but I don't really care about memes. XD)

AHHHH, IT'S ZOOM!!!! I HATE ZOOM!!!!!

Wait... Zoom isn't a pink crocodile with a hula skirt and sparkly bow...

Heh. Unless it's a disguise. o.o

Oh yes, you must be Aparri cause you don't look like Aparri and can't even spell his name right. XD

Why does this sign look so odd? o,o

Rare animal club?

*backs away*

I find it odd that the snow around me is pure white and the rest is blue...

HEY, LOOK! I CAN WALK ON THE WALLS!

This tail... looks wrong. o,o

Breaking news! Snakes can slither UNDERNEATH sticky peppermint stuck on the ground!

I don't even own a mannequin... I really hate the glitches with the animals that can go on land and in the water. o.o

Photo credit to Sarahkey8

WHAT?! THERE'S ANOTHER FROSTYBLUSH??

How did everyone get first place except that otter? I mean, I'm not complaining but WHAT?

Uh... I won't even ask...

*looks at Ja and wiggles eyebrows* Does that mean I should stop trusting you? :O

XDD!

The crazy pictures end here! Congrats, you made it!

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Well, I hope you enjoyed all these weird pictures! ^.^ This helped me clear very few of my pictures but that just means I'll do another post like this some other time! XD

Have an amazing day, be sure to smileeeeee today, and...

Jam on!

THANKS, KARA, FOR THIS AWESOME SIGHATURE!

Comment call: Did you enjoy this post? :D

P.S. Heh, sorry I used DanTDM pictures to express myself. XD