Today, I was goofing around on AJ with Chloe watching me when we saw something... very interesting.
This we had to check out! Don't know if I should trust them. They misspelled "counseling" but eh, maybe it's a new way to spell it. XD
As soon as I went to Al's den, she (guessing from her eyelashes...) came. DON'T I SOUND SO MAD?! XD
Look at that! Look at that! I'm so furious already! Some might even say I'm furious, outraged, SICK with anger! Ahem, anyway, Al says she can ease my anger but can she?
Alright, straight to business, straight to the point, LET'S DO THIS.
*snickers and snorts loudly* I totally am not mixing lots of Zuko vibes into... I don't know what. Me and Chloe first thought of Zuko so uh, blame CHLOE FOR MAKING ME PRETEND TO BE ZUKO. XD
Since I don't wanna get into trouble, let's just say its on AJ.
Yup.
My AJ dad locked me. *sobs and cries a waterfall*
*wipes tears furiously* WHO'S THIS?! WHO DARES INTRUDE ON MY COUNSELING? WHO IS THIS OVERLY PINK FLUFFERMUFFIN WITH A HONKING BIG NOSE?! WHO WOULD DAREEEE-
*stops yelling* ExCUSE me?! Trick or treat?! THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS, OH MY GOODNESS, I AM SO MAD.
YOU TELL 'EM, AL! LOOK AT MY ANGRY FACE.
PURE ANGER. LOOK AT THOSE EYEBROWS.
*looks harder and squints* To be honest, I look an awful lot like Kris from EXO...
AHEM, NEVER MIND. XD
YOU SHOULD COME NEVER, BIG HUMONGOUS NOSE FACE.
YUP, I AM FILLED WITH PURE RAGE. I WANNA HURT THIS IMAGINARY AJ FATHER.
Al is trying to easeeee my anger. BUT IT'S GONNA TAKE A LOT MORE THAN THAT, AL.
*blinks*
Al is filled with great wisdom.
JUST NEVER SPEAK TO PEOPLE YOU DISLIKE. That, uh, works. I guess.
But what if I want to actually hurt him? >:c
But, huh, whuhhhh?! THIS POOR MANNEQUIN DID NOTHING TO ME, THOUGH.
BUT MY FATHER WAS NOT A LLAMA. AND DOESN'T THAT LLAMA HAVE GIRL EYES, EXCUSE ME?
I WILL NEVER CALM DOWN. EVER. But fine, I'll imagine stuff...
HAHA, CONTROL MY ANGER? NEVER.
*smiles shyly* But thanks for calling me... not a coward... a noncoward... an anticoward... A PERSON WHO ISN'T A COWARD.
BUT I STILL WANT TO HURT HIM, GRRRR!
HUH, AL, WHAT HAPPENS THEN? HMM?
OH, WOW, THANK YOU, COUNSELOR AL, FOR THE PERMISSION TO FIGHT HIM. Anyone who throws ME out of a house is a monster so HAHA, I SHALL ATTACK HIM. >:D
HAS THAT OVERLY PINK FLUFFERMUFFIN REINCARNATED INTO A BUNNY? AND WANTS TO BUDDY ME?
OR IS BEING ALL PINK A NEW STYLISH TREND?
SHUT UP, PINK FLUBBERPUFF. WE'RE TALKING HERE.
*falters* W-w-wait, WHAT?! AL HAD NO CLUE WHAT SHE WAS DOING? SO, SHE LIEDDDD, AHHHH!
You're welcome. Al did actually help me. I am the picture of calm and tranquility.
And yeah, Al can't adopt you, SHE HAS A VERY GOOD JOB AND IS TOO BUSY FOR FUCHSIA CHUBBY BUNNIES.
NO, I DON'T WANT TO ADOPT YOU. GOSH, EVEN YOUR PET IS EYE-BURNING PINK!
I ignored the bunny. :)
HAHA, TAKE THAT, PINK CHUB-CHUB! Al is very to the point!
THIS AIN'T A SOB CENTER. THIS IS AN ANGER COUNSELING CENTER THING.
Why, THANK YOU, Al!
You know, because of that one small trip to Al's Anger Counseling, my life has changed. I can now interact with people in a normal humane way and they don't run away screaming like they used to. I can now enjoy my life and I owe it all to Al.
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Whew! *wipes tears away* THAT WAS FUN. XD I haven't been that crazy in a blog post in... well, a long time. I've noticed that this year, I've been kinda negative? I really want to change that!
I've also noticed that I haven't had many parties this year! So, LET'S GET SPOOKY!
I really hope this day works for everyone! I'm super excited to be doing this, I feel like I haven't seen people on AJ in FOREVER! XD
Plus, I'm very excited to dress up... hehe!
Anyway, have an AWESOME day, watch out for angry animals, and...
Jam on!
Comment call: Did you like this incredibly goofy post or do you prefer me being more serious? Will you be able to come to the party?
Also! Kudos to Al15 for being awesome and making my day with the anger counseling. ^-^
