Saturday, 20 January 2018

Stop. The. Dab.

Hey guys! Today is going to be an interesting post because...

Something evil has come to Jamaa.

It's very fat.

And very strange looking.

And.
It.
DABS.



I-I-I can barely look at this horror! THE CRINGE IS SO REAL!!!

You may be confused, so let me start off where it all began...

It all started on Wednesday when I was just going around online when I saw this:



Sarah informed everyone that the Clydesdale horses DAB as their dance. I was so horrified, I sent back a very formal reply on what I think of the FDs (Fat Dabbers):


Ahem. Maybe it was more like a quick rage reply. Heh. XDD

So, since I am part of DanTDM's Dab Police (basically a group of people who hate the dabs and just want it to stop), I will be very busy on AJ, giving charges to dabbers.

But before I do that! I need a Dab Police outfit!


Cuz this outfit won't work! But I will use a red panda because I LOVE THEM TOO MUCH! XD


There we go! This is an outfit everyone can wear! A police hat, pirate sword, ribbon scarf, and glove! And of course, you gotta be a blue animal because Dan loves blue. XD

But this isn't enough!

We need something more...

Much more...


NYEH HEH HEH!!! XD


Yup, that's right! I made a Dab Police masterpiece!

The logo is made by DanTDM so kudos to him! ;D

And now! While I wait for my masterpiece to approve, I shall go out into Jamaa Township and press charges against any dabber I see!


Heh, let's go to Aldan... XD


I literally see NO FDs anywhere!! o.o When new animals come out, everyone has one. Hmm, wonder why hardly anyone has a FD. XD

I'll check one more server...


Again, literally NO FDs!

YAY!!! MAYBE NO ONE WILL EVER USE THE FDS!!!! XD

And that's not all! We gotta get people hyped about the Dab Police so this calls for...

Dab Police Contest!
 
Rules:
-Write short story or poem/draw a picture or edit a picture that has to be with Dab Police! Be sure to make it yourself and be creative!
-No bad words or inappropriate content!
-If you have my email address, send it to me from that.
-If you don't have my email address, put it somewhere I can see it and comment the link!
-Entries will only be accepted from now to the 27th!
 
There will be three winners and each winner will receive the Dab Police masterpiece!! 

Anyway, sorry for this weird, random post, I just really wanted to do it for fun. XD

Have an amazing day and...


. . . Jam on!

Thanks Kara for this amazing signature! ^.^
Comment call: Will you help stop the dab?!
p.s. please don't claim the Dab Police edit as your own. Thank you!

18 comments:

  1. YES THE AJ DAB POLICE! I should make an edit for the contest. If I have t8me that isXD

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  2. Is it okay that I like the horses? Not the the dance, NO WAY! I don't like the play either, I just like how they look. :z I guess I seem to be the only blogger who likes them. :p The dance and play does ruin them though.

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    1. Same I actually love the horses just not the dabbing

      -Kraft

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    2. Of course! Everyone has different opinions!! :D I think it would look a lot better if it wasn't so... fat. Like, the horses IRL are bigger but not chunky.

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  3. Om gosh I need a DP masterpiece.. HERE GOES


    Kraft brushed the slime off her jacket and walked through the portal hallway. Surely her home had to be somewhere... A sudden explosion caught her attention. Coming from a neon rainbow portal was a pug! Kraft squealed like a happy baby and ran towards it, but then it did the unthinkable...

    The pug

    Dabbed.

    Kraft let out a blood-curdling screech and drew her sword. She was determined to uncover the cause of this pug's awful actions. She jumped through the portal, landing in a VERY bizarre world. A bizarre looking Knuckles walked over.
    "heyo Kraf. Do you kno de whey?" He asked. Kraft hit him with a book and ran through the jungle. Plants with Doge faces widened their eyes at her.
    "I can't be..." Kraft looked up to see Nyan cat, who was being ridden by a crudely drawn Shrek.
    "I'M IN MEME LAND!" Kraft tripped over a fidget spinner and lands in a pit of lava. She stood up and drank some water.
    The bottle was knocked out of her hand by a green frog on a unicycle.
    "Dat Boi!" Kraft grinned.
    "NO. DAB BOI!" Dat Boi dabbed. Kraft's eyes began to water with rainbow sparkles.
    "no... NOT DAT BOI!" She wailed.
    Kraft drew a badge on her jacket with a sharpie.
    "THE DAB POLICE SAYS NO DABBING!" She yelled. DanTDM appeared out of a tree.
    "ya called?"
    "NO. YOU DID THE WRONG STORY MODE ENDING. DONT TALK TO ME MOR MY SON EVER AGAIN!" Kraft threw a Cheezit at DanTDM, then apologised.
    "sorry... All these memes.. I'm going crazy!" She cried. Then, an army of 10 year old boys emerged from a bush
    "DAB!" They yelled, holding a water bottle in the air.
    Kraft wiped her nose.
    "NO!" Her eyes began to glow red, "I SHALL NEVER DAB!" The children cried and ran home to their Doritos while Kraft went to find some better memes.

    The end wasn't that a good story mm

    I actually put effort into this help

    -Kraft

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    1. YESS THAT IS JUST THE BEST

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    2. OM, THIS STORY.

      IS WAY TOO AMAZING. XDDDD

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  4. *Sees the FD picture*
    *Cringes*
    AHHHHH
    IT HURTSSSSSSSSSS
    I CAN'T LOOK AT IT ARGGGGGGGGG

    *Bounces up and down and waves hand in the air* OOH OOH OOH! I'M PART OF THE DAB POLICE TOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
    XDD!

    And OH
    MY
    A STORY CONTEST
    YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!
    I ACCEPT THE CHALLENGE! XDD!

    And I'm totally putting that Dan edit on my blog, XD!

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    1. OH
      So you can do a drawing or edit too!!
      I've got ideaaass now... XDD!

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    2. ARGHHH, IT HURTS JUST TO THINK ABOUT THEM. AHHHHHHHH. XD

      OOOO, YAY!!!!! XD THE DAB POLICE IS AMAZING. XDDD!

      YEAHHHH!!!! *gives bold bananas and star stickers*

      YAY, I SHOULD TOO. XDDDD

      Hehe, I loved all the entries. XDD

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  5. CAN I HAVE A COPY OF THAT XDDDDD

    *has idea for contest XDD* NO MORE DABBINGGGGGGGGGGGGG

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    1. SURE!!!!!!! XD

      YAYYYYYY, DOWN WITH THE DAB!!!!!

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  6. Okay, my opinion....
    I think everyone is overreacting, like um... people quit just because of a dance move?!
    You just don’t need to buy the animal. Duh,
    You’re kinda overreacting XD!!
    And creating dab police is pretty funny, but toooo much ahhhh!
    Anyways,
    Love the post!
    Lel,
    Lucyheartfelia

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  7. My entry for contest(story uhm skit uhm thing)

    The Meeting At AJHQ

    AJHQ #1 sat at the board meeting that was about what the new animal could be, with allthe other AJHQ's. Kate was scrolling on the computer looking at Gellyjones videos when on the side she saw the words "Dab Police" by Dantdm AJHQ #1 happened to see and shouted "I GOT IT!" Everyone looked at her, confused. "DO YOU SEE THAT VIDEO!?" AJHQ #1 now nicknamed Po. "Which one?" Mo asked Po, "DAB! DAB POLICE! WE SHOULD MAKE A NEW TYPE OF HORSE.
    A FAT
    HORSE
    AND IT WILL DAB!!!
    OH AND ALSO ITS PLAY WILL HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH HORSES!!"
    Everyone gasped. Clark gasped and grasped his flask. "OH MY GOODNESS THAT IS JUST PERFECT PO!! JOE AND TOE GO WORK ON THAT NOW!"
    Kate looked confused. "What is it Kate?" Clark asked, "What should the play be?" Mo's ringtone went off, it was the 3-2-1Penguins theme song "A ROCKE!" Kate exclaimed "BRILLAINT THIS ANIMAL IS JUST GOING TO BE A MESS!"

    Thats my story
    So uh
    XDDD

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    1. OM, JOE AND TOE AND PO AND MO. I CAN'T EVEN.

      *laughs forever* I LOVE THIS, SARAH!!!

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