Friday 26 October 2018

Al Helps With My Anger Issues and Halloween Party Invite

Howdy, everyone! I hope everyone's day has been excellent! I know I've been coming and leaving a lot this year and I apologize! Thanks for sticking with me. <3

Today, I was goofing around on AJ with Chloe watching me when we saw something... very interesting.


This we had to check out! Don't know if I should trust them. They misspelled "counseling" but eh, maybe it's a new way to spell it. XD


As soon as I went to Al's den, she (guessing from her eyelashes...) came. DON'T I SOUND SO MAD?! XD


Look at that! Look at that! I'm so furious already! Some might even say I'm furious, outraged, SICK with anger! Ahem, anyway, Al says she can ease my anger but can she?


Alright, straight to business, straight to the point, LET'S DO THIS.



*snickers and snorts loudly* I totally am not mixing lots of Zuko vibes into... I don't know what. Me and Chloe first thought of Zuko so uh, blame CHLOE FOR MAKING ME PRETEND TO BE ZUKO. XD

NO, NO, AL, DON'T WORRY. MY DAD IS ACTUALLY GREAT AND WOULD NOT THROW ME OUT OF THE HOUSE (*snorts again cuz wow, that would look weird to see me get thrown out of the house*)

Since I don't wanna get into trouble, let's just say its on AJ.

Yup.

My AJ dad locked me. *sobs and cries a waterfall*


*wipes tears furiously* WHO'S THIS?! WHO DARES INTRUDE ON MY COUNSELING? WHO IS THIS OVERLY PINK FLUFFERMUFFIN WITH A HONKING BIG NOSE?! WHO WOULD DAREEEE-


*stops yelling* ExCUSE me?! Trick or treat?! THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS, OH MY GOODNESS, I AM SO MAD.


YOU TELL 'EM, AL! LOOK AT MY ANGRY FACE.


PURE ANGER. LOOK AT THOSE EYEBROWS.

*looks harder and squints* To be honest, I look an awful lot like Kris from EXO...

AHEM, NEVER MIND. XD


YOU SHOULD COME NEVER, BIG HUMONGOUS NOSE FACE.


YUP, I AM FILLED WITH PURE RAGE. I WANNA HURT THIS IMAGINARY AJ FATHER.


Al is trying to easeeee my anger. BUT IT'S GONNA TAKE A LOT MORE THAN THAT, AL.


*blinks*

Al is filled with great wisdom.

JUST NEVER SPEAK TO PEOPLE YOU DISLIKE. That, uh, works. I guess.


But what if I want to actually hurt him? >:c


But, huh, whuhhhh?! THIS POOR MANNEQUIN DID NOTHING TO ME, THOUGH.


BUT MY FATHER WAS NOT A LLAMA. AND DOESN'T THAT LLAMA HAVE GIRL EYES, EXCUSE ME?


I WILL NEVER CALM DOWN. EVER. But fine, I'll imagine stuff...


HAHA, CONTROL MY ANGER? NEVER.

*smiles shyly* But thanks for calling me... not a coward... a noncoward... an anticoward... A PERSON WHO ISN'T A COWARD.


BUT I STILL WANT TO HURT HIM, GRRRR!


HUH, AL, WHAT HAPPENS THEN? HMM?


OH, WOW, THANK YOU, COUNSELOR AL, FOR THE PERMISSION TO FIGHT HIM. Anyone who throws ME out of a house is a monster so HAHA, I SHALL ATTACK HIM. >:D


HAS THAT OVERLY PINK FLUFFERMUFFIN REINCARNATED INTO A BUNNY? AND WANTS TO BUDDY ME?

OR IS BEING ALL PINK A NEW STYLISH TREND?


SHUT UP, PINK FLUBBERPUFF. WE'RE TALKING HERE.

*falters* W-w-wait, WHAT?! AL HAD NO CLUE WHAT SHE WAS DOING? SO, SHE LIEDDDD, AHHHH!


You're welcome. Al did actually help me. I am the picture of calm and tranquility.

And yeah, Al can't adopt you, SHE HAS A VERY GOOD JOB AND IS TOO BUSY FOR FUCHSIA CHUBBY BUNNIES.


NO, I DON'T WANT TO ADOPT YOU. GOSH, EVEN YOUR PET IS EYE-BURNING PINK!


I ignored the bunny. :)

HAHA, TAKE THAT, PINK CHUB-CHUB! Al is very to the point!


THIS AIN'T A SOB CENTER. THIS IS AN ANGER COUNSELING CENTER THING.


Why, THANK YOU, Al!



You know, because of that one small trip to Al's Anger Counseling, my life has changed. I can now interact with people in a normal humane way and they don't run away screaming like they used to. I can now enjoy my life and I owe it all to Al.


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Whew! *wipes tears away* THAT WAS FUN. XD I haven't been that crazy in a blog post in... well, a long time. I've noticed that this year, I've been kinda negative? I really want to change that!

I've also noticed that I haven't had many parties this year! So, LET'S GET SPOOKY!


I really hope this day works for everyone! I'm super excited to be doing this, I feel like I haven't seen people on AJ in FOREVER! XD

Plus, I'm very excited to dress up... hehe!

Anyway, have an AWESOME day, watch out for angry animals, and...

Jam on!

Comment call: Did you like this incredibly goofy post or do you prefer me being more serious? Will you be able to come to the party?
Also! Kudos to Al15 for being awesome and making my day with the anger counseling. ^-^

7 comments:

  1. ZUKO LOST!
    XDDD
    I'm wondering if this person took you seriously...

    *laughs forever*OVERLY PINK FLUFFERMUFFIN WITH A HONKING BIG NOSE OMMMMM XDDD BIG HUMONGOUS NOES FACE AHHH XDD

    THIS GUY IS PROBABLY IROH WITH HIS ADVICE :O

    Punch da mannequin, PRETEND YOUR FATHER MADE IT I GUESS?

    Also who goes to some random person's den and asks them to adopt them...
    AL'S ANGER COUNSELING IS THE BEST! *studies that picture*
    *rolls over laughing* WHAT DID YOU DO TO ITS FACE XDDDDDD

    I think I'll be able to make it :D :D I feel like it's been a while sense I've been to somebody's holiday bday party, idk. XDD



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  2. *Shakes head and grins while laughing*
    You never fail to make a good post, Lost! XD
    I totally enjoyed this! People can be hilarious on AJ, om. XDD

    AND GOODNESS MISSYYYYYY. BIG HUMONGOUS NOSE FACE? FLUFFERMUFFIN? FLUBBERPUFF? PINK CHUB-CHUB? NOW THOSEEEEEE ARE SOME INTENSE INSULTS, WOAHHHH! :O XDDDD

    And I just gotta say, that last picture? That made me laughhh, om XDD. YOU HAVE SOME PRO EDITING SKILLS. LOOKS SO REAL AND KAWAIIIIIII! C: XDD

    Also, WOOOO A PARTYYYY! I'll be sure to remember that date! I always enjoy your parties! ;)

    Great post as always Lost! ;D

    ~Swirl on her phone (and in class, which isn't relevant but a true fact. c: XDD)

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  3. I laughed a lot reading this post XD

    *sigh* unfortunately, I can't go on November 3rd. I wish I could TT_TT

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  4. That was funny XD it’s actually nice though someone on Aj was counselling, even if it was for fun. I’ve never seen someone do that before on AJ

    For the party I think I can try to make it. Though I don’t know what I am doing that day yet, so we will see! (Let’s hope I don’t forget)

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  5. AHAHAHAHHAHAHA OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG. Wow, that was kind of mean, but lol. That's interesting! What a nice Jammer...

    I don't think I can make it. Oh well.

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  6. I might be able to make it.
    *Binx1184

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  7. lmao nice Zelda reference there XD "Do you have any idea how that made me feel? Furious! OUTRAGED! SICK with ANGER!!"

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